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The bovine fugitive appears to actually be a cow and not, as rumors reported, Mayor Greg Ballard and Senator Mike Young dressed in a tandem cow suit perhaps in order to discuss further secret legislation to increase Mayor Ballard's power.
"We won't cow-tow to your silly consipracy claims," Ryan Vaughn, Chief of Staff for Mayor Ballard, may have said when I did not contact him.
"We won't cow-tow to your silly consipracy claims," Ryan Vaughn, Chief of Staff for Mayor Ballard, may have said when I did not contact him.
Whatever happens, let's hope this moooving story comes to a safe end.
1 comment:
Actually Ballard and Young should share a horse costume, but they would have trouble deciding who would wear the front half.
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